Leave Quantum Physics out of Everyday Socialization

  • Random: So what do you think is going to happen at 11:11:11 11/11/11
  • Me: We'll all be one second older?
  • Random: You don't think we'll be visited by some cosmic spirit?
  • Me: If there was some interstellar consciousness that was going to come visit us why would he care about a random palindrome in our crude concept of time? also what about time zones? Not to mention daylight savings time.
  • Random: wait what do you mean crude concept of time.
  • Me: Look, time is just an illusion as a result of the fact that information and matter are limited by the speed of light and unable to exist in two places simultaneously, creating a constant linear cause-and-effect relationship. Clocks, calendars, years are just our way of quantifying it according to our perception.
  • Random: *blank stare*
  • Me: I mean that's one way of looking at it at least.
  • Random: *continued, unflinching blank stare*
  • Me: kay... I'm gonna go.